<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705</id><updated>2012-01-22T11:33:25.636-08:00</updated><category term='extinction'/><category term='Zen'/><category term='meaning'/><category term='Too Much Coffee Man'/><category term='abortion'/><category term='privacy'/><category term='paradigm shift'/><category term='ADD'/><category term='Job'/><category term='taxes'/><category term='trains'/><category term='pets'/><category term='Valentines Day cards'/><category term='sodomy'/><category term='pedophilia'/><category term='when pigs fly'/><category term='evil'/><category term='talent'/><category term='surreal'/><category term='healing'/><category 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meme'/><category term='Tim Berners-Lee'/><category term='Holocaust'/><category term='Hinduism'/><category term='Hellbound Alleee'/><category term='agnosticism'/><category term='suffering'/><category term='humor'/><category term='alphabet'/><category term='TV'/><category term='information theory'/><category term='logic'/><category term='technical terminology'/><category term='divorce'/><category term='Watchmen'/><category term='Goosing the Antithesis'/><category term='World Wide Web'/><category term='John Lennon'/><category term='Cheesy'/><category term='tradition'/><category term='insanity'/><category term='Barack Obama'/><category term='Satan'/><category term='911'/><category term='mind'/><category term='Johnny Cash'/><category term='value'/><category term='furries'/><category term='myth'/><category term='bestiality'/><category term='memetics'/><category term='denominations'/><category term='religious freedom'/><category term='perversion'/><category term='evolution'/><category term='evidence'/><category term='Penny Arcade'/><category term='SorryEverybody.com'/><category term='pornography'/><category term='Todd Goldman'/><category term='prayer'/><category term='science'/><category term='Islam'/><category term='Alan Moore'/><category term='Dr. Manhattan'/><category term='children'/><category term='enlightenment'/><category term='Comedian'/><category term='stress'/><category term='individuality'/><category term='law'/><category term='marauder'/><category term='politics'/><category term='illogical'/><category term='PvP'/><category term='Normal Bob Smith'/><category term='Richard Dawkins'/><category term='terrorism'/><category term='behaviorism'/><category term='Simpsons'/><category term='Matrix'/><category term='thanks for the fleas'/><category term='parents'/><category term='What would David do?'/><category term='cross-dressing'/><category term='wisdom'/><category term='Maharishi'/><category term='religion'/><category term='al Qaeda'/><category 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Or &lt;a href="http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2005/11/taking-stairs.html"&gt;take the stairs&lt;/a&gt;.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>134</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-1334803759525746536</id><published>2011-11-02T11:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-11-02T13:19:06.285-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='communism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='peace'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious freedom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>A bullshit free society</title><summary type='text'>I recently came across the following statement in an online discussion on the topic of religion:"I secretly dream for all religions to be eradicated so that one day we will be able to construct a bullshit free society and be able to do scientific research without being interrupted. [Religious groups] oppress, brainwash, burn for millennia, [and then say] 'We're a religion of peace now.' "My </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/1334803759525746536/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=1334803759525746536&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1334803759525746536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1334803759525746536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2011/11/bullshit-free-society.html' title='A bullshit free society'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-1246137254484005368</id><published>2011-08-28T22:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-17T15:33:10.418-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Know Your Meme'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='memetics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet meme'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rebecca Black'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='CathyMay15'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='talent'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jenna Rose'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Richard Dawkins'/><title type='text'>Rose is the new Black...or not</title><summary type='text'>I recently came across a question on the Internet that I found very interesting. To paraphrase: Why did Rebecca Black become so much more viral of an Internet phenomenon as a bad singer (supposedly; remember some people do like her) than Jenna Rose (whom I had never heard of until a few days ago), CathyMay15, or Final Placement, any of which are arguably far worse than Rebecca Black?I suspect it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/1246137254484005368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=1246137254484005368&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1246137254484005368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1246137254484005368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2011/08/rose-is-new-blackor-not.html' title='Rose is the new Black...or not'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-F9lfl3O6O_Y/TltFAgabHmI/AAAAAAAAAOk/qMi7Hp00MAk/s72-c/WTFPato.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-2492444050968068918</id><published>2009-01-30T22:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-30T16:01:22.565-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bacteria'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='biology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nature vs. nurture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lamarckism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DNA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexuality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evolution'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><title type='text'>Little things mean a lot</title><summary type='text'>A lot of my ideas for things to write about come to me when I'm in the shower for some reason. most of the time it's random, but occasionally, it actually has to do with the act of showering. There I was scrubbing away at my stomach and chest and thinking about something I read in an article somewhere about how essentially our bodies are a horrid mess of bacteria from our navel to our knees </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/2492444050968068918/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=2492444050968068918&amp;isPopup=true' title='41 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/2492444050968068918'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/2492444050968068918'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2009/01/little-things-mean-lot.html' title='Little things mean a lot'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>41</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-678488234268439113</id><published>2009-01-20T14:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-20T14:41:29.810-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bloggess'/><title type='text'>This woman is my blogging hero</title><summary type='text'>The Bloggess on going to an inauguration party: It just occurred to me that this could be some sort of sting, like when they tell wanted felons that they won a boat and then when the felon goes to pick it up it’s all police dogs and mace. If I don’t update this post it’s probably because all of this is some sort of elaborate set-up. And then when the police arrest me John McCain jumps out and is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/678488234268439113/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=678488234268439113&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/678488234268439113'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/678488234268439113'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2009/01/this-woman-is-my-blogging-hero.html' title='This woman is my blogging hero'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-6642665906436904522</id><published>2009-01-20T10:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-20T11:28:48.331-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='defiance of reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><title type='text'>Now Serving #44</title><summary type='text'>From Obama's inauguration speech: "This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed - why men and women and children of every race and every faith can join in celebration across this magnificent mall, and why a man whose father less than sixty years ago might not have been served at a local restaurant can now stand before you to take a most sacred oath."Actually, oddly enough, Obama's father </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/6642665906436904522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=6642665906436904522&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6642665906436904522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6642665906436904522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2009/01/now-serving-44.html' title='Now Serving #44'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-8490238398628581299</id><published>2009-01-19T13:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-19T18:52:58.394-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slavery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Martin Luther King'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prejudice'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>From MLK to BHO</title><summary type='text'>We've still got quite a ways to go. Pardon my pessimism, but it seems to me that there are a lot of people who are looking to the inauguration of Barack Obama as the realization in Dr. King's dream, and don't get me wrong, I think it shows we've made great strides, but we're not "there".A lot of people are talking about the inauguration as though it's this moment in time that is an inflection </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/8490238398628581299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=8490238398628581299&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8490238398628581299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8490238398628581299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2009/01/from-mlk-to-bho.html' title='From MLK to BHO'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-8420054534083992744</id><published>2009-01-18T07:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T07:20:09.239-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='problem of evil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='miracles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suffering'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skepticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='children'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cancer'/><title type='text'>Thank God for small favors</title><summary type='text'>There is a family at my church who's been going through a crisis. I'll probably get the details wrong because I don't know them personally, and I've only heard the story second-hand, but it doesn't matter so much. See, this family has a child, a boy slightly younger than two years old, who right around Christmas time started acting rather strange. Kids that age don't tend to do much anyway, but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/8420054534083992744/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=8420054534083992744&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8420054534083992744'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8420054534083992744'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2009/01/thank-god-for-small-favors.html' title='Thank God for small favors'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-7800162237649025540</id><published>2009-01-17T06:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-17T06:22:00.728-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='high school'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='World Wide Web'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet'/><title type='text'>Facing the truth</title><summary type='text'>I suppose I ought to file a followup report, so to speak. I decided to break down and finally join Facebook.I gotta say, it's been fun. I just signed up less than two days ago, and I already have 51 "friends". Now, none of these people are strangers, but admittedly a few of them are people that I probably wouldn't have shed a tear over not getting to contact again someday. (I won't mention who, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/7800162237649025540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=7800162237649025540&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7800162237649025540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7800162237649025540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2009/01/facing-truth.html' title='Facing the truth'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-7325622962615458121</id><published>2009-01-16T15:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-20T08:10:52.090-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scandal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Miley Cyrus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parents'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pedophilia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexuality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pornography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='children'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='teen pregnancy'/><title type='text'>Warning: Mature Content</title><summary type='text'>I remember a time many years back, I think it was before I was a Christian (seems likely, I don't remember many of the details except the dialogue), when I was with a group of guys who were talking about sex. In particular, the topic under discussion was the morality and legality of sex with an underage partner. "Who would be stupid enough to have sex with a fifteen-year-old?" somebody asked. I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/7325622962615458121/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=7325622962615458121&amp;isPopup=true' title='15 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7325622962615458121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7325622962615458121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2009/01/warning-mature-content.html' title='Warning: Mature Content'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>15</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-7326382627247144561</id><published>2009-01-12T09:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-14T10:28:58.919-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet meme'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marauder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Johnny Cash'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beatles'/><title type='text'>Song shuffle meme</title><summary type='text'>Ah, I said I wasn't going to do it, sice my mp3 player is mostly Beatles stuff, but I ended up getting a surprising amount of Sting, and all from one album. I don't have an iPod, I have a Samsung Juke, and unlike apparently a lot of others who've done this meme, I've not given it a name. I also don't believe I am forced to interpret these responses, so I simply present them without much comment. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/7326382627247144561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=7326382627247144561&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7326382627247144561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7326382627247144561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2009/01/song-shuffle-meme.html' title='Song shuffle meme'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-9137547826145028494</id><published>2009-01-08T21:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-08T21:48:26.139-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='individuality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sharon Begley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Simpsons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='writing'/><title type='text'>Repeat, repeat, the sounding joy...</title><summary type='text'>Strange how hard it's been to write lately. I don't know if it's that inner editor that always tells you that what you're writing isn't good enough or what, but something seems to have slowed me down.I've made a few attempts, and some of them pretty good efforts. I had a column by Anna Quindlen making the standard comparison between same-sex marriage and miscegenation laws, which I went on at </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/9137547826145028494/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=9137547826145028494&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/9137547826145028494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/9137547826145028494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2009/01/repeat-repeat-sounding-joy.html' title='Repeat, repeat, the sounding joy...'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SWbkvLjoIBI/AAAAAAAAAG0/HOiZ8_wAX0g/s72-c/blogmeme.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-5341680382922234224</id><published>2008-12-11T14:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-15T11:15:28.481-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet meme'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Baldwins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marauder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>Bloggers Gone Wild</title><summary type='text'>Dangit, Marauder has tagged me again, this time on his livejournal page, which I should have known better than to read.Place in bold things you have done, and italics things you would like to do.1. Started your own blog2. Slept under the stars3. Played in a band4. Visited Hawaii5. Watched a meteor shower6. Given more than you can afford to charity7. Been to DisneyWorld or other Disney theme park8</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/5341680382922234224/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=5341680382922234224&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/5341680382922234224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/5341680382922234224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/12/bloggers-gone-wild.html' title='Bloggers Gone Wild'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-7740839377849938997</id><published>2008-11-25T20:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-25T21:13:33.048-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MySpace'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='high school'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Steve Wells'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='World Wide Web'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marauder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='popularity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Timothy Leary'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tim Berners-Lee'/><title type='text'>It's the network</title><summary type='text'>I'm worried about the Internet. I'm starting to wonder what effect it's having on us as a global society. That is to say, the Internet seems to have made us into a global community, but is that a good thing or not?I still remember after all these years that night I managed to hear Timothy Leary talking about the great wonder that the World Wide Web would be, and how it would allow us to all come </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/7740839377849938997/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=7740839377849938997&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7740839377849938997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7740839377849938997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/11/its-network.html' title='It&apos;s the network'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-3905349202633248460</id><published>2008-11-10T04:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-10T05:19:47.821-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='election results'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='irony'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anna Quindlen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>More is less?</title><summary type='text'>I bring it up for a quick comment more as a matter of my penchant for ironic statements rather than strong disagreement (although I do disagree). Anna Quindlen writes a column this week in which she states, concerning Obama's election: "It is impossible to overstate what that means to this nation."Uh, Ms. Quindlen? I believe you just did.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/3905349202633248460/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=3905349202633248460&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/3905349202633248460'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/3905349202633248460'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/11/more-is-less.html' title='More is less?'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-8244047855997756832</id><published>2008-11-07T21:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-07T22:43:55.370-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='typography'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alphabet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insanity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fonts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='G'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='obsession'/><title type='text'>Minute in G</title><summary type='text'>On a very different note, what is it with the letter G?Seriously. I've always been interested in typefaces, and it's fascinating to me that there are some serious differences from one font to another, and yet at the same time, there's a great deal of similarity overall in the way each individual letter is displayed across all typefaces. Think, for instance, about the vanilla simplicity of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/8244047855997756832/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=8244047855997756832&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8244047855997756832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8244047855997756832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/11/minute-in-g.html' title='Minute in G'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SRUoFvvQ_1I/AAAAAAAAAFE/Cx6GlIJqySw/s72-c/g1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-4428401177351301301</id><published>2008-11-06T20:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-10-10T16:25:44.152-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='September 11'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='voting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stereotyping'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='election results'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Osama bin Laden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blind faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='war'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pessimism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Democrats vs. Republicans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Isaac Asimov'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Barack Obama for President in '09</title><summary type='text'>I've got some news for you, and you may be shocked. You see, Barack Obama's our President.No, really.I'm not sure whether you heard it or not, since it was hard to make it out over all the shouts and sounds of celebration. It may have been an election of epic proportions, as it seems a large portion of the population would be gathering along Pennsylvania Avenue to spread palm branches in his path</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/4428401177351301301/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=4428401177351301301&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4428401177351301301'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4428401177351301301'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/11/barack-obama-for-president-in-09.html' title='Barack Obama for President in &apos;09'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-5738716176881903364</id><published>2008-11-04T00:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-06T04:37:23.421-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='election results'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suffering'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prayer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisdom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='war'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='children'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><title type='text'>Election Day:An open letter to God</title><summary type='text'>Dear God,This is election day.I already voted via mail, and I prayed that I would make the right decisions concerning my vote. I prayed that I would vote according to Your will, and that I would have a clear conscience about it, whatever Your will might be. I also know that You love us and care about what we feel, and I want to ask You for your grace and mercy on this, democracy's Holy Day.Lord, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/5738716176881903364/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=5738716176881903364&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/5738716176881903364'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/5738716176881903364'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/11/election-dayan-open-letter-to-god.html' title='Election Day:An open letter to God'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-4859545792689808222</id><published>2008-10-27T20:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-10T16:47:24.943-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Proposition 8'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prejudice'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Isaac Asimov'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Democrats vs. Republicans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gospel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='abortion'/><title type='text'>Lactose intolerance</title><summary type='text'>In one chapter of Isaac Asimov's autobiography, he talked at length about the sorts of letters he gets from readers, and in particular, there was one type of letter that he always thought strange. As a life-long atheist, he often would get letters from people who had something to say about his spiritual state. Some would inform him that they would be praying for him, to which he simply shrugged </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/4859545792689808222/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=4859545792689808222&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4859545792689808222'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4859545792689808222'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/10/lactose-intolerance.html' title='Lactose intolerance'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-2826935806940680657</id><published>2008-10-24T12:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-26T09:47:35.034-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='California'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Proposition 8'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='same-sex marriage'/><title type='text'>CALIFORNIA STATUTES CLEARLY IDENTIFY NINE REAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MARRIAGE AND DOMESTIC PARTNERSHIPS</title><summary type='text'>Finally, after noticing that many people are finding my blog looking for the "nine real differences between marriage and domestic partnerships", and lamenting that I could not supply the answer, I did some digging, and turned up this document (you have to download the rather large pdf from a link). I quote from foot note #241 in italics below.Nine differences have been identified: (1) common </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/2826935806940680657/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=2826935806940680657&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/2826935806940680657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/2826935806940680657'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/10/california-statutes-clearly-identify.html' title='CALIFORNIA STATUTES CLEARLY IDENTIFY NINE REAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MARRIAGE AND DOMESTIC PARTNERSHIPS'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-6027121036736423460</id><published>2008-10-24T05:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T12:56:51.275-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homosexuality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='separation of church and state'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Proposition 8'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homophobia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='same-sex marriage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='abortion'/><title type='text'>Queer voting: Don't ask, don't tell.</title><summary type='text'>Well, let's just have one last talk about Proposition 8, but then that's it. (At least until after the election; then I'm sure I won't be able to resist.)I've said it many times, both in conversation and in writing that I realized long ago I simply can't retain my sanity and get involved in certain discussions. Politics and religion, those general topics that many people say ought to be avoided </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/6027121036736423460/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=6027121036736423460&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6027121036736423460'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6027121036736423460'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/10/queer-voting-dont-ask-dont-tell.html' title='Queer voting: Don&apos;t ask, don&apos;t tell.'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-5719156376497586182</id><published>2008-10-23T05:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-27T11:48:14.229-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='education'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sharon Begley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cynicism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='math'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='feminism'/><title type='text'>Add It Up</title><summary type='text'>Today, another rant about a Newsweek column; this time, it's not Anna Quindlen, but the topic is definitely strongly related to feminism.Sharon Begley, Newsweek's science columnist takes a moment to speak up on a subject near and dear to my own heart: sexism and stereotypes about learning ability. ("Math is Hard, Barbie Said") See, just in case you're not aware of it, American girls have a hard </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/5719156376497586182/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=5719156376497586182&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/5719156376497586182'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/5719156376497586182'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/10/add-it-up.html' title='Add It Up'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-7927535109943297108</id><published>2008-10-21T05:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-20T12:18:52.949-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='repetition'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cynicism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='public transportation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trains'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='astronomy'/><title type='text'>Long Train Runnin'</title><summary type='text'>So, now I get to commute to my new job via train. I like it, to some extent, but in some other ways, it represents a certain loss of innocence. There's a magic to trains that can very easily get lost.I don't know where this magic comes from. I do think I'm not imagining it, however. Think of a movie like The Polar Express, in which a train takes children away to meet Santa Claus, or various </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/7927535109943297108/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=7927535109943297108&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7927535109943297108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7927535109943297108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/10/long-train-runnin.html' title='Long Train Runnin&apos;'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-737023577823578713</id><published>2008-10-15T13:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-03T04:43:36.822-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anna Quindlen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='violence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Schwarzenegger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='feminism'/><title type='text'>The Violent Femmes</title><summary type='text'>Feminism can be a tough issue, especially for a fundamentalist Christian. I've noticed that among my kind, feminism can be a dirty word, but it doesn't have to be. Strictly speaking, feminism is simply the belief that women are equal to men in value, and I would hope that's not something that many people in my church would dispute, at least when put that simply.In the world at large, it's a lot </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/737023577823578713/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=737023577823578713&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/737023577823578713'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/737023577823578713'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/10/violent-femmes.html' title='The Violent Femmes'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-6445706522905122670</id><published>2008-10-15T12:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-15T14:13:10.820-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suffering'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='honesty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='accident'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drugs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complaining'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pessimism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='public transportation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='enlightenment'/><title type='text'>If a train leaves Los Angeles at 12:25...</title><summary type='text'>I had to take a train to go to a job interview. It was just far enough away that taking the train made more sense than driving my own car. It might have actually cost a little less in fuel costs than the ticket ended up being, but who wants to deal with L.A. traffic? So train it was, and the interview went reasonably well. I just might get the job, actually.The thing that turned out to be the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/6445706522905122670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=6445706522905122670&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6445706522905122670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6445706522905122670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/10/train-leaves-los-angeles-at-1225.html' title='If a train leaves Los Angeles at 12:25...'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-731726604332604599</id><published>2008-10-13T23:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-03T04:51:53.274-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='election results'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hypocrisy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homosexuality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Proposition 8'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homophobia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='defiance of reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='same-sex marriage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Democrats vs. Republicans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='abortion'/><title type='text'>I've got issues...</title><summary type='text'>Let's revisit Proposition 8, shall we?As is usual in my writing, I don't think the real point I'm trying to make is going to be right here in the beginning. Whether or not Proposition 8 should be passed or not is not really the main issue, but really, it's sort of a sub-issue, if you will. Shortly after I last wrote about Proposition 8, I had someone tell me that all good Christians should, as a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/731726604332604599/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=731726604332604599&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/731726604332604599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/731726604332604599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/10/ive-got-issues.html' title='I&apos;ve got issues...'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-8626167186646776684</id><published>2008-10-02T11:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-10T15:20:47.132-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Scientology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crucifixion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insanity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religulous'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nonlogical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='supernatural'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='agnosticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bill Maher'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>Religulousness</title><summary type='text'>Tuesday night, Bill Maher was on The Daily Show to promote his new documentary Religulous. Based on what I know of Maher, it's probably going to be a very entertaining movie, but it's probably, no make that definitely going to be extremely offensive to a lot of people. As is often customary for such talk show appearances, his visit was preceded by a showing of a clip from the movie.In the clip, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/8626167186646776684/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=8626167186646776684&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8626167186646776684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8626167186646776684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/10/religulousness.html' title='Religulousness'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-4278065955327588765</id><published>2008-09-26T13:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-03T05:03:01.597-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homo erectus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philosophy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evolution'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='illogical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='authority'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='controversy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='giants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pluto'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blind faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Harry Potter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Isaac Asimov'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='paradigm shift'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technical terminology'/><title type='text'>The masters of science fiction</title><summary type='text'>"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -Arthur C. ClarkeI think I've finally figured out the problem with science. That is to say, I think I know what the real issue is with the public perception of science, and what it is about it that makes the average layman surprisingly loath to trust it. Let's face it; every day we're going to open the newspaper and find </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/4278065955327588765/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=4278065955327588765&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4278065955327588765'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4278065955327588765'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/09/masters-of-science-fiction.html' title='The masters of science fiction'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-9173486434390294528</id><published>2008-09-25T17:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-15T23:05:24.040-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='separation of church and state'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='identity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='voting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stereotyping'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='controversy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insanity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='same-sex marriage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Democrats vs. Republicans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Who wants strident?</title><summary type='text'>I've started to realize that while I am often loath to comment directly on political issues, I revel in the chance to comment on political commentary. That being said, just because I carefully tread a line along the edge of a minefield doesn't mean lack of careful choosing of my words and who to share them with won't cause me to stumble and fall right in.Yesterday, as I was sitting and enjoying </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/9173486434390294528/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=9173486434390294528&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/9173486434390294528'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/9173486434390294528'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/09/who-wants-strident.html' title='Who wants strident?'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-536146876510968682</id><published>2008-09-24T12:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-22T08:26:19.431-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='California'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Proposition 8'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homophobia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='defiance of reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='same-sex marriage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='circular reasoning'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='voting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>A: Lipstick! Get it?</title><summary type='text'>I suppose after having spent so much time and energy expounding on the state of legalization of same-sex marriage in Colorado, I ought to at least take a moment out of my busy schedule of doing nothing of value to give my thoughts on the state of the legality of same-sex marriage here in my own state of California. I was actually thinking I'd put in a longer rant covering all of the full dozen </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/536146876510968682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=536146876510968682&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/536146876510968682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/536146876510968682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/09/lipstick-get-it.html' title='A: Lipstick! Get it?'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-1438341679232683116</id><published>2008-09-19T09:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-31T19:43:29.064-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='allegory'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='murder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='September 11'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='violence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stephen King'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='horror'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jon Stewart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='William Golding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='war'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='children'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='literature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lord of the Flies'/><title type='text'>Lord of Atlantis</title><summary type='text'>The thought should have comforted Bobby but it didn't. He found himself thinking of what William Golding had said, that the boys on the island were rescued by the crew of a battle-cruiser and good for them...but who would rescue the crew? ...[T]he words still haunted Bobby. What if there were no grownups? Suppose the whole idea of grownups was an illusion? What if their money was really just </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/1438341679232683116/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=1438341679232683116&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1438341679232683116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1438341679232683116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/09/lord-of-atlantis.html' title='Lord of Atlantis'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-3408370462863184477</id><published>2008-08-01T12:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-19T09:21:16.824-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='value'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dick Cheney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='enlightenment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='controversy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anna Quindlen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Democrats vs. Republicans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TV'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='abortion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tim Berners-Lee'/><title type='text'>Hail to the Blog</title><summary type='text'>I've been a lifelong Democrat (although earlier this year I tried to register Republican in order to vote in the GOP primary, but that doesn't count for much, especially since my registration didn't go through as far as I am aware), but I'm obviously not so taken with partisan politics as many people are in this country. In particular, I recall back in the day thinking that there was something </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/3408370462863184477/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=3408370462863184477&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/3408370462863184477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/3408370462863184477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/08/hail-to-blog.html' title='Hail to the Blog'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-8436280759702381175</id><published>2008-07-22T12:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-28T11:11:15.531-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doctrine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gospel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='eschatology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jesus Christ'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='revelation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='authority'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='controversy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Judaism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='heresy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Satan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joshua'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jehovahs Witness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='paradigm shift'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>The book of joshua</title><summary type='text'>Sometimes, no make that all the time, I think we're bound to be surprised by what God has in store for us. Just when you think God is finished with His work, it may turn out that God was only just beginning.My friend and associate in crimes against orthodoxy, Marauder, has recently been posting links to me, and I was considering it might be kind to post links back, but I was in the middle of this</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/8436280759702381175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=8436280759702381175&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8436280759702381175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8436280759702381175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/07/book-of-joshua.html' title='The book of joshua'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-8702639706099022793</id><published>2008-07-21T12:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-28T11:08:52.411-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Moses'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scandal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='defiance of reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='secularism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='truth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='controversy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evidence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Judaism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tradition'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nonlogical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blind faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='message vs. messenger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><title type='text'>The book of deuteronomy</title><summary type='text'>This was a hard series of essays to figure out, at least for me. I sort of like these odd little series that take off on a theme and see where it goes. Initially, when I wrote the "Book of genesis" one, my thought had been merely how interesting it was that Darwin was actually so little-known in a very personal way; what with his works being considered far more important to the modern secularist </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/8702639706099022793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=8702639706099022793&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8702639706099022793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8702639706099022793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/07/book-of-deuteronomy.html' title='The book of deuteronomy'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-550902334041371655</id><published>2008-07-16T06:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-28T11:02:10.441-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='statistics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='defiance of reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='software'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='numbers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='math'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='authority'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blind faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Euclid'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jehovahs Witness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='logic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='omnipotence'/><title type='text'>The book of numbers</title><summary type='text'>I remember many years ago, a couple of people came knocking at my door. I seem to recall they were Jehovah's Witnesses, but I may be remembering wrong; it's not important."Do you know what the most popular book in history is?" they asked me, their way of starting up a conversation. This is the sort of conversation I enjoy greatly; not the theological conversation, which I also enjoy and of course</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/550902334041371655/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=550902334041371655&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/550902334041371655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/550902334041371655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/07/book-of-numbers.html' title='The book of numbers'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-4888433787955289957</id><published>2008-07-09T09:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-28T11:00:13.055-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Judaism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='genocide'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nazis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prayer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prejudice'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='identity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holocaust'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='father'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='faith'/><title type='text'>The book of leviticus</title><summary type='text'>I'm sure I've mentioned it to everyone who knows me, and yet, I never feel like anyone knows, because in a sense, I don't even know it about myself: I am Jewish. Or am I?See, my father was (and still is) Jewish, but my mother is not; at least not in the technical sense. For most people, this implies that I also am not in the technical sense. Yet I was raised by my father to believe that I was a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/4888433787955289957/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=4888433787955289957&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4888433787955289957'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4888433787955289957'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/07/book-of-leviticus.html' title='The book of leviticus'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-2029495017250080760</id><published>2008-07-03T08:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-28T10:52:49.049-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='economics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Marx'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='communism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philosophy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Buddhism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='free will'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jesus Christ'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='authority'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='materialism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Penny Arcade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slavery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>The book of exodus</title><summary type='text'>So I got fired. Actually, it was about a week ago, and I considered writing about it. I actually even considered blogging about it fully in a new, separate blog chronicling my experience with unemployment, something I've been lucky enough to go about ten years without having to experience. I'm not sure I really understand the blog concept, though, even after having my own for some time. Really </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/2029495017250080760/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=2029495017250080760&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/2029495017250080760'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/2029495017250080760'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/07/book-of-exodus.html' title='The book of exodus'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-6318870297114138870</id><published>2008-07-02T05:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-28T10:50:21.879-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='controversy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hypocrisy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='biology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ten Commandments'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blind faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='definition'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skepticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prejudice'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Darwin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>The book of genesis?</title><summary type='text'>I realized something this morning that for some reason struck me as funny. Skeptics of Christianity have often pointed out (quite rightly, mind you) that despite the fact that the world is full of people who claim to be Christians, it's surprisingly uncommon to find a Christian who has actually taken the time to read the Bible. How many of them know the Ten Commandments, which they claim to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/6318870297114138870/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=6318870297114138870&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6318870297114138870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6318870297114138870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/07/book-of-genesis.html' title='The book of genesis?'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-1453566340739483359</id><published>2008-06-17T06:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-15T23:40:34.336-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='controversy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homosexuality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='California'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='separation of church and state'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homophobia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anna Quindlen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='same-sex marriage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='First Amendment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious freedom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='faith'/><title type='text'>For what it's worth, congratulations...</title><summary type='text'>So today begins in earnest the legalization of same-sex marriage in California. We can all expect to see a lot of footage on the news of same-sex couples standing and facing each other with big smiles while people stand at a distance with placards reading a variety of messages, the most common word probably being "sin". It's an odd day in California for me in particular, because nominally, I'm a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/1453566340739483359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=1453566340739483359&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1453566340739483359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1453566340739483359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/06/for-what-its-worth-congratulations.html' title='For what it&apos;s worth, congratulations...'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-116354338247528352</id><published>2008-03-31T18:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-31T18:14:14.484-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='biology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='value'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='defiance of reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='extinction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='circular reasoning'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evolution'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disasters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot penguin-on-penguin action'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nonlogical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anthropocentrism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='frogs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='speciation'/><title type='text'>A plague of frogs</title><summary type='text'>I came across an interesting article in the newspaper this weekend. It was in the comics section, actually, as one of the local papers carries a section in the middle of the comics that's like a miniature newspaper for kids; you've probably seen them before.Apparently, various species of frogs are going extinct at an alarming (to whom?) rate. According to the article, "Experts believe half of all</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/116354338247528352/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=116354338247528352&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/116354338247528352'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/116354338247528352'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/03/plague-of-frogs.html' title='A plague of frogs'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-7379295909709140565</id><published>2008-03-28T07:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-07T21:42:41.532-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Scott McCloud'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='infinite canvas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot penguin-on-penguin action'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='creativity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='information theory'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='surreal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='paradigm shift'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>Paperless office of the mind</title><summary type='text'>I was thinking last night about blogging. I was thinking about what it is that appeals to me. Thank heaven that it's not the publicity, because among the few hits I do get on this blog, the majority of them still seem to be looking for penguin sex.See, I've always done this, even before the world wide web existed. I used to journal. You know, I'd get one of those little books with blank pages, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/7379295909709140565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=7379295909709140565&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7379295909709140565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7379295909709140565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/03/paperless-office-of-mind.html' title='Paperless office of the mind'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-3707168347994413188</id><published>2008-03-05T08:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-22T08:22:33.454-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homophobia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='good vs. evil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='same-sex marriage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='definition'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='taxes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Democrats vs. Republicans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='enlightenment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='abortion'/><title type='text'>One government, two worlds</title><summary type='text'>Many years ago, I had a pastor that was giving a series of sermons on hot topics of the day. Of course, many of those topic are still big, not least of which is the topic of abortion rights. You can probably guess what side of the issue he came down on, but many people might be surprised how he approached it.Rather than simply standing up and blasting the opposition to his personal view, he took </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/3707168347994413188/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=3707168347994413188&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/3707168347994413188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/3707168347994413188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/03/one-government-two-worlds.html' title='One government, two worlds'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-8958863660639596342</id><published>2008-02-29T07:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-29T08:18:27.369-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wonder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anniversary'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthdays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='leap year'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='children'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><title type='text'>Leap year: no exceptions!</title><summary type='text'>I can't resist the odd siren call of posting on Leap Day. However, I can't think of a post topic that is apropos.And maybe that's the topic?When I was very young, I guess I must have been about eight, I remember being introduced for the first time I recall to the concept of leap years. I was born in a leap year, as of course were many of my friends throughout school, being roughly the same age. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/8958863660639596342/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=8958863660639596342&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8958863660639596342'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8958863660639596342'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/02/leap-year-no-exceptions.html' title='Leap year: no exceptions!'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-9212245557373503203</id><published>2008-02-26T08:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-26T08:11:13.241-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jury duty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='authority'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='free will'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cynicism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='behaviorism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='abortion'/><title type='text'>The jury is out...</title><summary type='text'>Many years ago, I had an opportunity to serve on a jury. I really do view it as an opportunity, too. I don't understand why so many people bitch and moan when a jury summons appears in their mailbox; for the average person, serving on a jury is the only chance we'll ever have to hold public office. Really, let's not forget that: Chances are about zero that you'll ever be President, probably less </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/9212245557373503203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=9212245557373503203&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/9212245557373503203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/9212245557373503203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/02/jury-is-out.html' title='The jury is out...'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-4128350899645814302</id><published>2008-02-20T08:06:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-20T07:54:37.126-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slavery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homophobia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='genocide'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nazis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cynicism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morality'/><title type='text'>Hindsight is 20/20 and color-blind</title><summary type='text'>Sometimes when I write these posts, I mull over a subject for a few days, and then commit my thoughts to the blogosphere, where surely few will read them, but at least they're out of my brain for a while. Today, I'd like to rant on something that either has occupied my mind for less than an hour (I was sparked into considering this subject by something I caught on television less than an hour </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/4128350899645814302/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=4128350899645814302&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4128350899645814302'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4128350899645814302'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/02/hindsight-is-2020-and-color-blind.html' title='Hindsight is 20/20 and color-blind'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-2531848354309286472</id><published>2008-02-14T08:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-14T08:39:20.351-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='separation of church and state'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='defiance of reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Huckabee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='First Amendment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theocracy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='By the Book Comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='controversy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hypocrisy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious freedom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>If James Madison were alive today...</title><summary type='text'>...he'd be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin. Man, that one never gets old.I'm going to try (no doubt in vain) to make this one brief, because, as they say, brevity is the soul of wit. To quote from a fellow blogger (who is an atheist) whose blog I enjoy, some people, such as Mike Huckabee have claimed that the Constitution needs to be amended to make the U.S. a Christian nation as our</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/2531848354309286472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=2531848354309286472&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/2531848354309286472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/2531848354309286472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/02/if-james-madison-were-alive-today.html' title='If James Madison were alive today...'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-4215268122564947178</id><published>2008-02-13T13:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T13:25:14.667-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cheesy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Valentines Day cards'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jesus Christ'/><title type='text'>And the LORD saith: Be thou my Valentine!</title><summary type='text'>By the way, don't forget Valentine's Day!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/4215268122564947178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=4215268122564947178&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4215268122564947178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4215268122564947178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/02/and-lord-saith-be-thou-my-valentine.html' title='And the LORD saith: Be thou my Valentine!'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-6602388617354696197</id><published>2008-02-13T08:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T08:13:31.985-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='proof of God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='system failure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='defiance of reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skepticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='illogical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evidence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hypocrisy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='supernatural'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blind faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anthropocentrism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pets'/><title type='text'>Does a hairless ape have the Buddha nature?</title><summary type='text'>I spend a lot of time thinking about things that atheists say about the world and how so often it doesn't seem to me that it makes sense to me. Case in point, something that I love to bring up is the question of how evolutionary theory (that is, of the sort that claims humans evolved from "lower life forms", that's the interesting stuff, right?) is often claimed to have solid basis in scientific </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/6602388617354696197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=6602388617354696197&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6602388617354696197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6602388617354696197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/02/does-hairless-ape-have-buddha-nature.html' title='Does a hairless ape have the Buddha nature?'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-8576143650285262438</id><published>2008-02-06T06:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-06T08:07:42.626-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scandal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hinduism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philosophy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='First Amendment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='enlightenment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious freedom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Maharishi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>The Third-Party Guru</title><summary type='text'>So yesterday was our so-called "Super Tuesday" here in America, the day that most of the country has its preliminary round of voting before the official election. Often, it's a day that campaigns make final decisions as to how far they are going to be run, and candidates can either make a definitive statement that they fully expect to be the official candidate for their party, or they drop out </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/8576143650285262438/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=8576143650285262438&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8576143650285262438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8576143650285262438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/02/third-party-guru.html' title='The Third-Party Guru'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-5653641540875438899</id><published>2008-01-31T12:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-31T12:53:25.220-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='don&apos;t blame me: I voted for Kodos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='system failure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='defiance of reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='voting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='controversy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='election results'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ralph Nader'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Democrats vs. Republicans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='paradigm shift'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>I am Brucker, and I approve of this message.</title><summary type='text'>Voting is a funny thing. Don't get me wrong. In the midst of all I have to say here, I am certainly not trying to say that voting is a bad idea. The democratic process is vital to a free society, it's just that it can be confusing trying to figure out what the results mean.Back in 1991, there was a funny thing that happened in the world of voting outside of politics: Rolling Stone magazine had </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/5653641540875438899/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=5653641540875438899&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/5653641540875438899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/5653641540875438899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/01/i-am-brucker-and-i-approve-of-this.html' title='I am Brucker, and I approve of this message.'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-1489606453294262032</id><published>2008-01-16T11:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-16T12:17:06.459-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lifestyles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='American Idol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TV'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='talent'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fame'/><title type='text'>American Idolatry</title><summary type='text'>So, tonight's the big night that the new season of "American Idol" starts (or maybe last night, by the time I get this posted), and everyone will be tuning in to see wave after wave of people who really want to be stars. I seem to recall that I attempted to write about this topic at the beginning of last season, when a young woman came on the tryouts with (like so many) virtually no singing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/1489606453294262032/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=1489606453294262032&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1489606453294262032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1489606453294262032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2008/01/american-idolatry.html' title='American Idolatry'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-7049723724058109991</id><published>2007-12-31T11:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-31T12:31:17.509-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Do as I say not as I do'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='authority'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anniversary'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='good vs. evil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='defiance of reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='car'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='priorities'/><title type='text'>New Year's Irresolution</title><summary type='text'>So, tomorrow is New Year's Day, right? This may not be a rhetorical question.Within the year commonly referred to as 2008, Jews will celebrate the beginning of the year 5769 on September 29th. Many people in Asia will mark February 7th as the beginning of the year of the (Earth) Rat. For Muslims, the year 1429 starts on January 10th, and the year 1430 starts on December 29th. This can conceivably</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/7049723724058109991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=7049723724058109991&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7049723724058109991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7049723724058109991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/12/new-years-irresolution.html' title='New Year&apos;s Irresolution'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-5250957756407272502</id><published>2007-12-24T07:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-31T15:53:24.138-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='biology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthdays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Martin Luther King'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious freedom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jesus Christ'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='teen pregnancy'/><title type='text'>Remembering the king of Kings</title><summary type='text'>It's interesting to me that here in the United States of America, a land that is built on a foundation of religious freedom, we have a national holiday to commemorate the birth of a great religious leader. I mean, have no doubt, he was a great man, and although he was not understood by so many in his own lifetime. He was martyred while he was still young, but in the short time he walked this </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/5250957756407272502/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=5250957756407272502&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/5250957756407272502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/5250957756407272502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/12/remembering-king-of-kings.html' title='Remembering the king of Kings'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-5431483363524353277</id><published>2007-12-10T13:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-10T13:24:11.501-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='controversy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='separation of church and state'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mitt Romney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='denominations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='First Amendment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious freedom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='intolerance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='questions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>A Mormon as President? Why not?</title><summary type='text'>I decided not to make this have a clever title, nor to drone on about my own opinion here for overly long because I wanted to mainly drop a simple question out for consideration.I know Mitt Romney in particular has a few personal quirks that someone might not like to see in their presidential candidates, like the fact he's waffled on a few issues, but set those aside and ask the generic question.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/5431483363524353277/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=5431483363524353277&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/5431483363524353277'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/5431483363524353277'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/12/mormon-as-president-why-not.html' title='A Mormon as President? Why not?'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-6801726679414667582</id><published>2007-11-19T12:51:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-19T13:28:57.213-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='memetics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet meme'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Snopes.com'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='message vs. messenger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complaining'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='e-mail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: ad nauseam</title><summary type='text'>So after some difficulties this morning and over the preceding weekend, I finally got into my e-mail this afternoon and found that I'd actually received quite a bit of electronic correspondence over the last few days. Interestingly enough, I really don't get a lot of spam, and this time was no exception. Emails giving me information that I had actually asked for, notes from family and friends, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/6801726679414667582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=6801726679414667582&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6801726679414667582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6801726679414667582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/11/fw-fw-fw-fw-fw-fw-fw-fw-ad-nauseam.html' title='FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: ad nauseam'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/R0H3canlafI/AAAAAAAAADI/tv8cSoB73Mg/s72-c/db071119.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-3318081404543656767</id><published>2007-11-13T12:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-13T13:06:49.545-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet meme'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lifestyles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='IT'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>10 things about me</title><summary type='text'>Hmph, more like 42, if you ask me. Marauder has once again tagged me for one of these things because he knows I often reply against my better judgment.1. What were you doing 10 years ago?I had recently gotten married, and was working for a mortgage company, which I considered to be my first "real job". It was one of those magical times that people talk about where we lived in a small apartment </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/3318081404543656767/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=3318081404543656767&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/3318081404543656767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/3318081404543656767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/11/10-things-about-me.html' title='10 things about me'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-3476551864123500501</id><published>2007-10-26T13:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-26T13:04:53.774-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='California'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='selflessness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philosophy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='safety'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disasters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jesus Christ'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tragedy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='priorities'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='San Diego'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='materialism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='car'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='children'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love'/><title type='text'>Fireproof</title><summary type='text'>A couple months ago, my boss was having me research info on fire safes. As with a number of businesses, we back up the information on our servers to a tape drive, and put the tapes in a small safe to protect them from fire and/or theft. If you're not familiar (which I'm guessing most people are not), fire safes are typically given ratings of one-hour, two-hour or three-hour, which is more or less</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/3476551864123500501/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=3476551864123500501&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/3476551864123500501'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/3476551864123500501'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/10/fireproof.html' title='Fireproof'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-7107529059341364792</id><published>2007-10-02T08:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-02T22:35:18.916-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='defiance of reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skepticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evolution'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><title type='text'>Why is the sky blue? (It has nothing to do with wavelengths.)</title><summary type='text'>"In our world," said Eustace, "a star is a huge ball of flaming gas.""Even in your world, my son, that is not what a star is but only what a star is made of."-Voyage of the Dawn Treader, C.S. LewisI'm sure what I have to say here is a reiteration of what others have said hundreds of times if I cared to search through literature and what passes for it on the Internet, but perhaps it stands to be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/7107529059341364792/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=7107529059341364792&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7107529059341364792'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7107529059341364792'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/10/why-is-sky-blue-it-has-nothing-to-do.html' title='Why is the sky blue? (It has nothing to do with wavelengths.)'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-1336177226997728951</id><published>2007-09-28T08:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-28T14:20:02.508-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='violence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='truth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='free will'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='metaphor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='desperation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><title type='text'>The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!</title><summary type='text'>Years ago, when I used to frequent online discussion groups and had no blog, I had a rather interesting experience in a discussion group on atheism. Being open about the fact that I was a Christian, I got a bit of hostility from the other posters, as is to be expected. I did reassure everyone that I was not there to preach unless asked to, as I was sure they received more than enough people </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/1336177226997728951/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=1336177226997728951&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1336177226997728951'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1336177226997728951'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/09/roof-roof-roof-is-on-fire.html' title='The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-3231932161642372438</id><published>2007-09-14T17:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-14T17:42:35.188-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='running from elevators'/><title type='text'>Racing From Elevators</title><summary type='text'>BTW, as a quick side note that I've been meaning to mention, I remembered the other day that the movie Rat Race has an instance of "running from elevators". At a point somewhere around fifteen minutes into the film, most of the main characters are standing in an elevator lobby near the top of a tall building, waiting for the elevator to come up. One by one, they decide in a panic to take the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/3231932161642372438/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=3231932161642372438&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/3231932161642372438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/3231932161642372438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/09/racing-from-elevators.html' title='Racing From Elevators'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-6010839284542022</id><published>2007-09-14T07:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T09:49:03.313-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='authority'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Zen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='separation of church and state'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='church'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='same-sex marriage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Buddhism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Universal Life Church'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='First Amendment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious freedom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='paradigm shift'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>Would the congregation please rise...</title><summary type='text'>YORK, Pa. (AP) - September 12, 2007 -  A York County judge says a man ordained over the Internet can't perform a legal wedding in Pennsylvania. That's because the Universal Life Church minister doesn't have a congregation that he meets with regularly or a place of worship. The church is planning to challenge the ruling. A church official says accepting some ministers but not others is arbitrary </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/6010839284542022/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=6010839284542022&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6010839284542022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6010839284542022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/09/would-congregation-please-rise.html' title='Would the congregation please rise...'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-4425258840212877236</id><published>2007-09-12T08:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-12T08:10:24.666-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='defiance of reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skepticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='illogical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insanity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nonlogical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='supernatural'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blind faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='honesty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='logic'/><title type='text'>What's logic got to do with it?</title><summary type='text'>I suppose I spend a lot of my spare time and energy arguing that faith is a good and rational thing. Heck, it's essentially the point of my other blog, if not expressly stated, then at least in fairly obvious subtext. I have a hard time sitting back while I hear people disparage (more or less) faith by describing it as something like "belief in that which has no evidence". I'm sure I've railed on</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/4425258840212877236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=4425258840212877236&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4425258840212877236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4425258840212877236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/09/whats-logic-got-to-do-with-it.html' title='What&apos;s logic got to do with it?'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-7454532414283949817</id><published>2007-07-17T07:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-20T18:24:16.938-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drugs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Plato'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skepticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='enlightenment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ASAB'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Steve Wells'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insanity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matrix'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Goosing the Antithesis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='paradigm shift'/><title type='text'>Jagged Little Pill</title><summary type='text'>Rather than reposting the whole discussion--which wasn't long, but why bother--I offer up a link to a post I made on Goosing the Antithesis some time ago. It's a subject that, in a way, I've been thinking about a lot more in the last few weeks, ever since the Skeptic's Annotated Bible actually managed to surprise me. Is the SAB the red pill or the blue pill?What if reality was not what you </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/7454532414283949817/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=7454532414283949817&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7454532414283949817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7454532414283949817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/07/jagged-little-pill.html' title='Jagged Little Pill'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-4359433946429256538</id><published>2007-07-06T16:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-13T12:15:00.776-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hypocrisy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='irony'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tradition'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lifestyles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='church'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='denominations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious freedom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doctrine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>Protesting protestantism</title><summary type='text'>There's something I love about irony.If you ask an evangelical protestant Christian why they are not Catholic, they'll probably have a short list of things that they perceive as being somehow wrong with the Catholic Church. Now, I don't have a source for much of what I'm going to say here, only personal experience from having now lived a fair portion of my life among Protestants, you'll just have</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/4359433946429256538/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=4359433946429256538&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4359433946429256538'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/4359433946429256538'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/07/protesting-protestantism.html' title='Protesting protestantism'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-896709798871230532</id><published>2007-06-13T19:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-14T09:37:40.009-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='biology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pandas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='response'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='creationism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evolution'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Intelligent Design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evidence'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Darwin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anthropocentrism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='logic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='undeniable proof'/><title type='text'>Thumbing my nose at Stephen Jay Gould</title><summary type='text'>(Note: This blog entry has prerequisite reading, a short essay to be found here.)My grandmother used to have a peculiar habit of collecting rocks. Collecting rocks in itself is not weird, most people have done it at one time or another, but most people do it because the rocks they collect have either a certain physical beauty or perhaps they came from a place that has sentimental value to them. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/896709798871230532/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=896709798871230532&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/896709798871230532'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/896709798871230532'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/06/thumbing-my-nose-at-stephen-jay-gould.html' title='Thumbing my nose at Stephen Jay Gould'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-1396475414556883375</id><published>2007-05-25T16:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-27T07:54:28.368-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='biology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='murder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='necrophilia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='infanticide'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexuality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cross-dressing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suicide'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cannibalism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot penguin-on-penguin action'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insanity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='furries'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='surreal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='abortion'/><title type='text'>Mating Habits of Highly Defective People</title><summary type='text'>For those still keeping count (which is probably just me), we are now at 246 out of 292 hits on this blog being people looking for pictures of sexy penguins. (The unlikely phrase "bashemath's husband" has now been used twice to find this blog.) That's about 84% of my traffic.But that's not the reason for this post. The reason for this post is that I was jokingly looking up info on the mating </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/1396475414556883375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=1396475414556883375&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1396475414556883375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1396475414556883375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/05/mating-habits-of-highly-defective.html' title='Mating Habits of Highly Defective People'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/RldBjN6O95I/AAAAAAAAAC0/iFwLns46dlY/s72-c/LK1.25.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-8495597894521267406</id><published>2007-05-24T14:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-24T15:59:15.178-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='IT'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='magic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>Microsoft magic!</title><summary type='text'>I don't believe I mentioned it here, but I recently got a new job doing IT support in an office. This week, the main IT guy is on vacation, so I'm on my own for the first time, and today I got my first support call."Hey, can you come figure out why such-and-such program isn't launching for me?" co-worker says to me, so I go to her desk. I fiddle about for a minute, checking out whether her </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/8495597894521267406/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=8495597894521267406&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8495597894521267406'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8495597894521267406'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/05/microsoft-magic.html' title='Microsoft magic!'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-7539864422404780711</id><published>2007-05-11T08:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-14T07:20:09.580-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homophobia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vandalism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='September 11'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexual orientation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='First Amendment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='intolerance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='controversy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hypocrisy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot penguin-on-penguin action'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stealing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='terrorism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='same-sex marriage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='free speech'/><title type='text'>Tolerance, but only for the tolerant, of course</title><summary type='text'>So in the ongoing saga of the sexy penguins, I decided to check out Google today (I would have done it earlier, but I was having technical difficulties) and found out that sure enough, a Google image search for "sexy penguin" pulls up a link to this blog as the #2 match. For those who might care about the numbers other than myself, I'm trying to keep a running total, and I've presently got 126 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/7539864422404780711/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=7539864422404780711&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7539864422404780711'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/7539864422404780711'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/05/tolerance-but-only-for-tolerant-of.html' title='Tolerance, but only for the tolerant, of course'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-6449184147293987379</id><published>2007-04-24T07:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-14T16:04:51.284-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot penguin-on-penguin action'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='furries'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexual orientation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bestiality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rule 34'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>Enough with the damn penguins already!</title><summary type='text'>Okay, it's not funny anymore. Or maybe it is, but I'm getting sort of tired of it.In the last week, this blog has had 36 hits, and 33 of them were from people doing a Google search for pictures of sexy penguins. That's about 92%, for those of you who are into percentages. (Great, in the midst of a post essentially complaining about Rule #34, I'm contributing...) I've got sexy penguin seekers from</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/6449184147293987379/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=6449184147293987379&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6449184147293987379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6449184147293987379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/04/enough-with-damn-penguins-already.html' title='Enough with the damn penguins already!'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-1803393257679697821</id><published>2007-04-13T08:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-14T16:02:10.716-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PvP'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet meme'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dave Kelly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='creativity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stealing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shmorky'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Todd Goldman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='plagiarism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Garfield'/><title type='text'>If you're going to sin, you might as well be original</title><summary type='text'>There's been a lot of buzz around the Internet about a piece of stolen artwork, and it's growing. Not just the buzz, but the scope of the theft.Todd Goldman, an "artist" and online purveyor of pop-art T-shirts was holding an art exhibit of his works and somebody noticed a similarity between the art on one of the canvases and a webcomic drawn by Dave "Shmorky" Kelly in 2001. Fans of Shmorky </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/1803393257679697821/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=1803393257679697821&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1803393257679697821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/1803393257679697821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/04/if-youre-going-to-sin-you-might-as-well.html' title='If you&apos;re going to sin, you might as well be original'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/Rh7FZgDQrQI/AAAAAAAAACs/mfoY5j-Q5eo/s72-c/garfieldpray.GIF' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-6423269577768180582</id><published>2007-04-06T09:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-16T13:01:37.270-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='healing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Good Friday'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suffering'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='selflessness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gospel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jesus Christ'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crucifixion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grace'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Elizabeth Edwards'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sin'/><title type='text'>What's so "Good" about Friday?</title><summary type='text'>Although I think I noted in the past that there's almost something clichéd about a Christmas post, I don't think that it may be so for an Easter post. Perhaps I'm wrong, I don't know. The thing is, though, while I wanted to make a post for the Easter season, I was having a hard time figuring out what it was exactly that I wanted to say about the holiday. Then it hit me: in a way, I'd partially </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/6423269577768180582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=6423269577768180582&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6423269577768180582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6423269577768180582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/04/whats-so-good-about-friday.html' title='What&apos;s so &quot;Good&quot; about Friday?'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-6635946074196514332</id><published>2007-04-04T07:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-16T13:03:07.091-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suffering'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skepticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='enlightenment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='problem of evil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theodicy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Job'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Elizabeth Edwards'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='benevolence'/><title type='text'>Elizabeth: "The Oath of God"</title><summary type='text'>I had a few other topics I was considering blogging on, including the lovely but somewhat unusual seder I went to last night, the death of Anna Nicole Smith (which ought to be old news by now, but you'd hardly tell it by watching television) and actually something strange I recently saw at McDonald's; but I had something that really touched my heart in a surprisingly special way in the last 24 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/6635946074196514332/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=6635946074196514332&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6635946074196514332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/6635946074196514332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/04/elizabeth-oath-of-god.html' title='Elizabeth: &quot;The Oath of God&quot;'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-876276627424195355</id><published>2007-04-03T08:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-28T16:07:12.178-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spelling'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='worst post ever'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot penguin-on-penguin action'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ASAB'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='metapost'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>A spiritual quest</title><summary type='text'>I've been too busy lately with my new job to post much, but I thought I could throw together a quick post on a topic that continues to entertain me. My traffic stats. Now while I've been trying very hard to push myself as the leading authority on Complete Crap, but sem to have slipped a bit in the ranking somehow, there are certain things that I can be proud of.People all over the Internet are </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/876276627424195355/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=876276627424195355&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/876276627424195355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/876276627424195355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/04/spiritual-quest.html' title='A spiritual quest'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-5530255169976284599</id><published>2007-03-28T08:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-03T17:05:11.765-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Intelligent Design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insanity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quotes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prayer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evolution'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><title type='text'>Five favorite quotes</title><summary type='text'>So my friend Marauder tagged me to post about my five favorite quotes. I don't know why I'm responding, as it's just going to encourage him and others to keep doing things like this, but well, here I am. Here are five quotes I'm rather fond of, in no particular order: "From inside the fish Jonah prayed to the LORD his God." -Jonah 2:1I might as well start with my favorite verse from the Bible, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/5530255169976284599/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=5530255169976284599&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/5530255169976284599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/5530255169976284599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/03/five-favorite-quotes.html' title='Five favorite quotes'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-170288326363049952</id><published>2007-03-20T15:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-08-03T19:48:31.715-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='giants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sharon Begley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='creationism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homo erectus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DNA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evolution'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anthropocentrism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>A death in the family</title><summary type='text'>It's an odd sensation to pick up the newspaper or, in my case, a magazine, and find out for the first time about the death of a family member. Not that it was a close family member, nor that I was unaware of the fact that they were dead. Actually, the real news was the former: the fact that they were not as close a relation as I had been led to believe.Of course, as I'm sure you realized the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/170288326363049952/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=170288326363049952&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/170288326363049952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/170288326363049952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/03/death-in-family.html' title='A death in the family'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-3474975028389093531</id><published>2007-02-25T01:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-25T02:07:01.728-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='authority'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brakes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='system failure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='car'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='911'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='accident'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='surreal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oil change'/><title type='text'>I brake for taillights!</title><summary type='text'>So, I was on the way home this evening and got in a crash. It's depressing, and it's weird.I don't know if you've ever been in an accident, fair reader, but it's sort of a surreal experience. It's a bit of cliche, but we never think accidents will happen to us, and so when they do...you don't quite mentally accept it. Sitting on the freeway tonight, looking at the crumpled hood of my car bowing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/3474975028389093531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=3474975028389093531&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/3474975028389093531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/3474975028389093531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-brake-for-taillights.html' title='I brake for taillights!'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-8478004006463683313</id><published>2007-02-14T12:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-14T12:33:00.779-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cheesy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Valentines Day cards'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jesus Christ'/><title type='text'>Blessed art thou, Valentine!</title><summary type='text'>So last night, I was looking at the cheesy little Valentine's Day cards my kids got for their class. You know the ones, probably, little cartoon characters giving cheesy holiday greetings in a pack of twelve? They're goofy, not really deep in the sentiment they express, and every kid loves them. They come in Strawberry Shortcake, Spongebob Squarepants, Pokemon, He-Man, Lord of the Rings, you name</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/8478004006463683313/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=8478004006463683313&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8478004006463683313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/8478004006463683313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/02/blessed-art-thou-valentine.html' title='Blessed art thou, Valentine!'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/RdNw9mmKeSI/AAAAAAAAAA8/Nfd4MWARXxE/s72-c/JV1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-117065014270698433</id><published>2007-02-05T08:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-20T17:26:29.850-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='commercials'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Super Bowl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='champions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='professional sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='priorities'/><title type='text'>Super Monday Musings</title><summary type='text'>So, as I start to write this, I have just finished watching Superbowl XLI. I've got big rants about pro sports, but I'm just looking to share a few odds and ends that flashed through my mind as I watched.Nothing against Cadillac in particular, all companies do this, not even just car companies, but is it just me that gets just a little disturbed with giving the MVP a new car? I'm far from the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/117065014270698433/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=117065014270698433&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/117065014270698433'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/117065014270698433'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/02/super-monday-musings.html' title='Super Monday Musings'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-117014111467968010</id><published>2007-01-29T23:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-08-28T14:18:49.391-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holy Spirit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shameless self-promotion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Internet meme'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blasphemy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='soul'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><title type='text'>Blasphemous Rumours</title><summary type='text'>I may be a Christian, but actually, I do think that God has a sense of humor, and when I die, I do expect to find Him laughing. (And Depeche Mode is a pretty decent band, too.)So, I was reading that an interesting trend has exploded on the Internet scene, and I said, "Wow, that's going in the blog for sure!" What is it? Well, in case you missed it, it's the Blasphemy Challenge! The site explains </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/117014111467968010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=117014111467968010&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/117014111467968010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/117014111467968010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/01/blasphemous-rumours_29.html' title='Blasphemous Rumours'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-116865054323426090</id><published>2007-01-12T17:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-01T07:41:19.006-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='murder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='response'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anonymous'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='judgment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theodicy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='problem of evil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Steve Wells'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='body count'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thanks for the fleas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='omnipotence'/><title type='text'>Moralists Anonymous</title><summary type='text'>I have another post I've been working on, but I put it aside for this. This post is dedicated to one of my biggest fans, who posts quite often on my other blog, and even occasionally here: Anonymous. This guy is great, not so much that he's always the kindest comment poster or deepest thinker, but I am flattered that he takes time out from all his poetry writing, clever quipping and police </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/116865054323426090/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=116865054323426090&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/116865054323426090'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/116865054323426090'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2007/01/moralists-anonymous.html' title='Moralists Anonymous'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-116646846533623123</id><published>2006-12-18T12:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-20T17:14:38.984-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='giving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Santa Claus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Saint Nicholas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='selflessness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='grace'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='myth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jesus Christ'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='extortion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='behaviorism'/><title type='text'>Gloria in Excelsis Santa?</title><summary type='text'>I briefly considered titling this one "He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young", but I decided it would be a bit too long. Santa Claus is a fascinating subject to examine in relation to Christmas, mostly because of the cultural impact of this mythic figure on Western culture. While Jesus is supposedly the reason for Christmas (after</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/116646846533623123/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=116646846533623123&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/116646846533623123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/116646846533623123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/12/gloria-in-excelsis-santa.html' title='Gloria in Excelsis Santa?'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-116491647473282044</id><published>2006-11-30T08:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-21T13:04:18.492-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homophobia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexual orientation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ted Haggard'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pedophilia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexuality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='perversion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='heterosexuality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homosexuality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bisexuality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='psychosexual development'/><title type='text'>The myth of homosexuality</title><summary type='text'>Love that title? I thought it would be an attention-getter. Don't judge too harshly before you read, but do know that this may get a PG-13 rating if not worse. I started to write this entry on Monday, and as so often seems to happen, I get a fair way into a bit of clever writing and somehow manage to do something to screw it up and lose it. In this case, I shifted in my seat and kicked the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/116491647473282044/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=116491647473282044&amp;isPopup=true' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/116491647473282044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/116491647473282044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/11/myth-of-homosexuality.html' title='The myth of homosexuality'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-116320019031836282</id><published>2006-11-10T12:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T16:59:14.801-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='election results'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jon Stewart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='don&apos;t blame me: I voted for Kodos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ralph Nader'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Democrats vs. Republicans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Simpsons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Red, white, and mostly just blue</title><summary type='text'>I don't know if I've expressed it here in this blog before, but despite the stereotype of evangelical Christians, I am actually a registered Democrat. Not that my official party registration necessarily means much, since I didn't vote for any Democrats in 2000, and the next time I voted Democrat was in the California gubernatorial recall election (is that the proper way to say that?) in which I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/116320019031836282/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=116320019031836282&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/116320019031836282'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/116320019031836282'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/11/red-white-and-mostly-just-blue.html' title='Red, white, and mostly just blue'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-116239864519273959</id><published>2006-11-01T07:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-01T08:30:45.516-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Asking for pain?</title><summary type='text'>Now Jabez was more honorable than his brothers, and his mother called his name Jabez, saying, "Because I bore him in pain." And Jabez called on the God of Israel saying, "Oh, that You would bless me indeed, and enlarge my territory, that Your hand would be with me, and that You would keep me from evil, that I may not cause pain!" So God granted him what he requested. -1Chron.4:9-10 (NKJV) Prayer </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/116239864519273959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=116239864519273959&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/116239864519273959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/116239864519273959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/11/asking-for-pain.html' title='Asking for pain?'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115999950129459003</id><published>2006-10-05T11:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-21T13:24:50.028-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Do as I say not as I do'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hypocrisy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mark Foley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='message vs. messenger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skepticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pedophilia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='What would David do?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morality'/><title type='text'>Do as Foley says, not as he does</title><summary type='text'>Something happened recently in the news that I'm sure hundreds of people are blogging about. Republican Congressman Mark Foley was recently accused of being a pedophile, and the evidence looks pretty damning, I guess. (I haven't been following the story in great detail.) In addition to the damning fact that he was propositioning teenage boys online, there was the ironic fact that he was a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115999950129459003/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115999950129459003&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115999950129459003'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115999950129459003'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/10/do-as-foley-says-not-as-he-does.html' title='Do as Foley says, not as he does'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115981168840724676</id><published>2006-10-02T15:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-14T16:17:40.263-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='miracles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='angels'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='defiance of reason'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blind faith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suffering'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skepticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='agnosticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disasters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guardian angels'/><title type='text'>Angels watching over my ass</title><summary type='text'>About a week ago, I came across a sappy little Family Circus cartoon involving an angel. I'm not sure whether this is supposed to be cute or inspirational or what, but there it was in the paper, and thank goodness that Thel was attentive when that angel tapped her on the shoulder, or little PJ would have had a very bad day indeed. But you know, the whole thing bothered me, and it bothers me in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115981168840724676/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115981168840724676&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115981168840724676'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115981168840724676'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/10/angels-watching-over-my-ass.html' title='Angels watching over my ass'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115835273873947298</id><published>2006-09-15T11:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-13T21:15:41.525-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suffering'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='David Hume'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holocaust'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skepticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theodicy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='problem of evil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='miracles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Corrie ten Boom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='agnosticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thanks for the fleas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='logic'/><title type='text'>Good grief!</title><summary type='text'>I recently came across some material on another site trying to point out the old argument that there can't be a loving, omniscient, omnipotent God and suffering at the same time. It's an old argument that many far wiser heads than I will ever be have argued from either side, so I won't delve into the full argument, mostly to save space. (I dip into it in a later post anyway...)The thing is, I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115835273873947298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115835273873947298&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115835273873947298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115835273873947298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/09/good-grief.html' title='Good grief!'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115696194537753724</id><published>2006-09-14T10:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-21T13:53:31.261-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='planet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='biology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='when pigs fly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skepticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pluto'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='definition'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='astronomy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='paradigm shift'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='language'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technical terminology'/><title type='text'>Pluto is not a bird, he's a dog</title><summary type='text'>I had been rolling around the idea of a post about the recent downgrading of Pluto from "planet" to "dwarf planet" in the back of my mind, but I wasn't sure it was worthwhile. Last night, I was reading the letters section of Newsweek, and there were many, many letters from people responding to a recent article about Pluto, and what I thought was funny about the letters was the manner in which so </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115696194537753724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115696194537753724&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115696194537753724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115696194537753724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/09/pluto-is-not-bird-hes-dog.html' title='Pluto is not a bird, he&apos;s a dog'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115799991652707266</id><published>2006-09-11T09:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T16:26:36.868-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disease'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='September 11'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philosophy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tragedy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='flashbulb memory'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suicide'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Osama bin Laden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Islam'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='terrorism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='al Qaeda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='questions'/><title type='text'>Whys and wherefores without wherewithal</title><summary type='text'>What happened five years ago on September 11, 2001 means something different to everyone, but for just about every American, it was a life-changing moment in time.The people of my generation were told that we would remember 9/11 vividly the way a previous generation would remember the assassination of President Kennedy. I do actually remember fairly vividly many of the details of that morning. I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115799991652707266/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115799991652707266&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115799991652707266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115799991652707266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/09/whys-and-wherefores-without.html' title='Whys and wherefores without wherewithal'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-114712578687194441</id><published>2006-08-28T15:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-16T10:56:58.158-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='genetics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot penguin-on-penguin action'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ex-gay ministries'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homosexuality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sexual orientation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='same-sex marriage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bestiality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Colorado'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><title type='text'>My neighbor's dog can say "Hello", and I think she's a lesbian</title><summary type='text'>Two dogs are having a conversation. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The first dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say moo?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language." I was planning to eventually do another piece on homosexuality, and my opinion on what the Bible says about the prospect of "reforming" homosexuals. I was putting it off since it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/114712578687194441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=114712578687194441&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/114712578687194441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/114712578687194441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/08/my-neighbors-dog-can-say-hello-and-i.html' title='My neighbor&apos;s dog can say &quot;Hello&quot;, and I think she&apos;s a lesbian'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115620685724186851</id><published>2006-08-21T11:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T17:21:05.492-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='creationism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='RNA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='irreducible complexity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skepticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evolution'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Intelligent Design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='challenge'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='abiogensis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DNA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='agnosticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='undeniable proof'/><title type='text'>Rising to the Challenge, part III: Dog on, "Well, it's DNA!" and still, "Ew, no God."</title><summary type='text'>I'm going to take a moment to go back to the comments of both Zondo Deb and Jono, and continue to expand on a concept I touched on in part I of this series of posts.What if there was found in nature a message that unambiguously pointed to a higher power? Call me naive, but I still think there is. It's a message found inside every living thing on the planet, and it's called DNA. Now I admit I'm no</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115620685724186851/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115620685724186851&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115620685724186851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115620685724186851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/08/rising-to-challenge-part-iii-dog-on.html' title='Rising to the Challenge, part III: Dog on, &quot;Well, it&apos;s DNA!&quot; and still, &quot;Ew, no God.&quot;'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115594747865417887</id><published>2006-08-18T11:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T17:13:55.408-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shameless self-promotion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='challenge'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='deniability'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='miracles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skepticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='agnosticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='free will'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='undeniable proof'/><title type='text'>Rising to the Challenge, part II: A freakin' miracle!</title><summary type='text'>Back from my short vacation (or maybe longer one from the Internet if I don't finish this until Monday) I resume my commentary on the responses to my "atheist challenge" inspired in part from my posting on Goosing the Antithesis.I might as well address the response given by Sharon, who, although not an atheist, is very close friends with one who makes an interesting suggestion that God might </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115594747865417887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115594747865417887&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115594747865417887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115594747865417887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/08/rising-to-challenge-part-ii-freakin.html' title='Rising to the Challenge, part II: A freakin&apos; miracle!'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115567703232539739</id><published>2006-08-15T14:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T17:07:40.670-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='proof of God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='philosophy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skepticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shameless self-promotion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='challenge'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='supernatural'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DNA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='agnosticism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Goosing the Antithesis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='undeniable proof'/><title type='text'>Rising to the challenge, part I: My goose cooked?</title><summary type='text'>Well, as I may have hinted in my last post, I have a number of subjects on deck, so to speak, and just haven't gotten around to polishing them up and posting them due to them being not up to my usual quality (insert self-deprecating blog humor here). In particular, let me foreshadow that I had a few things to say about the evolution vs. creation debate that I think will be thought-provoking, but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115567703232539739/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115567703232539739&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115567703232539739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115567703232539739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/08/rising-to-challenge-part-i-my-goose.html' title='Rising to the challenge, part I: My goose cooked?'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115508486255415625</id><published>2006-08-10T06:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T16:32:20.045-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='depression'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suffering'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complaining'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='desperation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='father'/><title type='text'>Awakening the sleeping dad</title><summary type='text'>After complaining about my own lack of consistent posting in my other blog, I've now gone over a week without posting at either of my blogs. It's not like I have a big enough audience of regular readers that I really need to explain myself, but I guess I personally feel the need. Plus, it gives me a chance to vent and complain, which we all really enjoy don't we? Or is it just me? (I noticed a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115508486255415625/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115508486255415625&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115508486255415625'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115508486255415625'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/08/awakening-sleeping-dad.html' title='Awakening the sleeping dad'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115446425210435726</id><published>2006-08-02T17:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-16T12:44:35.755-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='materialism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='memetics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spirit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='system failure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='self'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hinduism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hellbound Alleee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='software'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='information theory'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blogging'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='soul'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mind'/><title type='text'>What is the soul?</title><summary type='text'>There is a question that has plagued people for all of history, in one form or another: What is the soul? I thought I'd take some time to muse on the topic, not that I necessarily have some great insight into the matter, but simply that it was on my mind this morning for some unknown reason.Firstly, I'd like to lift from a comment I left in Hellbound Alleee's blog (italics are H.A.'s words): </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115446425210435726/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115446425210435726&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115446425210435726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115446425210435726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/08/what-is-soul.html' title='What is the soul?'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115447727806842139</id><published>2006-08-01T13:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T17:00:04.764-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jon Stewart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='irony'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lifestyles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cable'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TV'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ADD'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Comedy Central'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MTV'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='failure'/><title type='text'>TV or MTV? That really is the question!</title><summary type='text'>Today over lunch, a friend of mine mentioned that today is the 25th anniversary of MTV. He joked, "I wonder how many people know that MTV stands for something?"Of course, what he meant is that MTV is an abbreviation of "Music TeleVision". Most people know that MTV stands for something, although it's not always clear exactly what. The point that the "M" stands for music seems like it ought to give</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115447727806842139/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115447727806842139&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115447727806842139'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115447727806842139'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/08/tv-or-mtv-that-really-is-question.html' title='TV or MTV? That really is the question!'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115377311422428371</id><published>2006-07-24T11:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T13:38:00.064-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PvP'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Penny Arcade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Roberta Gregory'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family Circus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='SDCC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Too Much Coffee Man'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='San Diego'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bob the Angry Flower'/><title type='text'>San Diego Comic-Con 2006</title><summary type='text'>So I'm back from a long weekend that included a trip to the San Diego Comic-Con. I was very pleased with my visit, not in a small part due to the fact that I wasn't expecting to see much there that I really was looking forward to. Granted, the SDCC is just so darn large that you certainly won't get bored, it's just that I didn't know of too many artists that I was looking for there that I hadn't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115377311422428371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115377311422428371&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115377311422428371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115377311422428371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/07/san-diego-comic-con-2006.html' title='San Diego Comic-Con 2006'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115280117336837789</id><published>2006-07-13T06:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T14:07:39.034-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='murder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='homosexuality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='separation of church and state'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sodomy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='complete crap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='privacy'/><title type='text'>One nation, (out from) under God, part IV</title><summary type='text'>There are a handful of phrases that seem to really set me off, and there's one in particular that I'd like to include in this series. "You can't legislate morality." The phrase seems to be brought up most often in the context of debates on homosexuality and legal matters tied thereto, but it can crop up in regard to any issue that is perceived by non-Christians as a Christian issue. Generally, I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115280117336837789/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115280117336837789&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115280117336837789'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115280117336837789'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/07/one-nation-out-from-under-god-part-iv.html' title='One nation, (out from) under God, part IV'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115276161230200103</id><published>2006-07-12T13:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-14T16:12:42.322-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='separation of church and state'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hinduism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Buddhism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='First Amendment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Singapore'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='intolerance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='controversy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ten Commandments'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious freedom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><title type='text'>One nation, (out from) under God, part III</title><summary type='text'>So, as you may have guessed from my previous posts, I'm pretty much in favor of the separation of church and state. So does that mean I think religion has no place in government at all? No.I think something needs to be said about the whole controversy over public displays of nativity scenes and monuments to the Ten Commandments. While I think there was a much bigger outcry over the issue this </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115276161230200103/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115276161230200103&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115276161230200103'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115276161230200103'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/07/one-nation-out-from-under-god-part-iii.html' title='One nation, (out from) under God, part III'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115221576884758842</id><published>2006-07-06T12:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T12:54:54.135-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='controversy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='atheism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='separation of church and state'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='denominations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theocracy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious freedom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slippery slope'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='intolerance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><title type='text'>One nation, (out from) under God, part II</title><summary type='text'>Those who settled in America in the colonial years have a lesson to teach us. It's a lesson that I'm afraid some people have forgotten, and it's really too bad, because it's shown itself time and time again throughout history in one form or another. Religion and political power don't mix well.As I've so often admitted elsewhere, and maybe a few times even here in this blog, history was not one of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115221576884758842/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115221576884758842&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115221576884758842'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115221576884758842'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/07/one-nation-out-from-under-god-part-ii.html' title='One nation, (out from) under God, part II'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19425705.post-115214266686795487</id><published>2006-07-05T11:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T12:49:50.768-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='separation of church and state'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ten Commandments'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='theocracy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='First Amendment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious freedom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='free speech'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><title type='text'>One nation, (out from) under God</title><summary type='text'>What with this being the closest I am going to come to posting on American Independence Day, I was planning to cover the topic of separation of church and state. There's a lot to be said in that area, and if I manage to do well in discussing the topic, I should have enough material to offend everyone.There is a prevailing bit of conventional wisdom among Christians that America is, was, and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/feeds/115214266686795487/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=19425705&amp;postID=115214266686795487&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115214266686795487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/19425705/posts/default/115214266686795487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://runningfromelevators.blogspot.com/2006/07/one-nation-out-from-under-god.html' title='One nation, (out from) under God'/><author><name>Brucker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08445755788968924719</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3brBu4B7jrY/SgygW7DnhAI/AAAAAAAAAH4/OBO2GYD5_zU/s1600-R/BBwElvis.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
